Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Headlines

Handsome man sees person in the street, can't figure out whether he knows her from work or sex

Handsome non-black man found in all-black party

Handsome man gives art a shot, fails miserably

Handsome man manipulates scientific data, no one knows yet

NEWSFLASH: Handsome man broke

Total Eclipse of the Heart: handsome man found singing in the shower

Handsome man sees every youtube video, turns to porn

Handsome man's alter ego SPILLS

Handsome man won't do laundry

New Haven: antique store down Chapel turns into best place to buy meaningful gifts for people

Handsome man's milkshake brings boys to the yard, better than yours

Handsome man to babysit boss's baby, Asian

Handsome man may buy iPhone 3GS

Handsome man: I didn't mean to touch that

Report: water-based lube not 100% safe

Handsome man: it still hurts, but it's getting better

What is handsome man doing in August?

Caramel ice coffee isn't for everyone, handsome man says

Handsome man to wait for the bathroom to take shower, brush teeth

Twenty fooled by the rocks he got, handsome man still from the block

Handsome man initiates fight, cock-block

Handsome man drops it like it's hot, can't come back up

Handsome man believes in life after love, after love

Handsome man acquires reversible buckleless belt, hot?

York Street: mystery bars host drag queen show

York Street Noodle: avocado bubble tea perfect laxative

Handsome man turns to Buddhism for friendship's sake

Random hook ups: once a week probably ok, twice a day way too much

Handsome man drops nail clippings on friend's furry rug, can't retrieve them

Bathroom free, handsome man leaves

2 comments:

gilÄ— said...

this is so disturbing to read.

Filipa said...

"My life could be a front page". unorthodox, but it does work...